During research for my previous post, Plochman’s, The Mustard Lover’s Mustard. I ran across something very interesting on the Plochman’s website, and had the wife pick up a bottle this evening. Plochman’s Chicago Fire Mustard combines the wonder of Plochman’s Mustard with the fire of Tabasco Brand Pepper Sauce (A top-notch condiment in its own right). The flavor? In a word: fantastic! If you can’t find Plochman’s Chicago Fire Mustard in your area, you can purchase it directly from the Plochman’s Online Store!

As I often tell my wife, mustard makes my life better. I love mustard. Mustard is one of those rare commodities in life that makes almost anything that is good, better. But which mustard to choose? When speaking of the “plain” variety, there really is only one choice, and that choice is the ‘Plochman’s, The Mustard Lover’s Mustard’.

Some people close to me have tried to tell me that “mustard is mustard”. Obviously those folks just don’t understand or appreciate quality mustard when they taste it. For those of us that understand how mustard can take a bad sandwich and make it good, or take a good sandwich and make it great, there really is a big difference in the mustard you choose to put on your food. Plochman’s is simply the best mustard you can get!

After I took the “What’s Your Theological Worldview?” quiz I decided to take a few more quizzes on the lighter side of things. Below are my results.

You scored as Gryffindor, You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You’re brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don’t like, you’ll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences. Gryffindor 80% Ravenclaw 65% Hufflepuff 45% Slytherin 25% The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Hermione Granger, You are Hermione. You are academic, intelligent, and reasonable. On top of this, you are highly concerned with justice, scorn the small-minded prejudices of others and work hard to defend the under dog. Many times you may find that your heart and mind are constantly at war with each other. Hermione Granger 66% Neville Longbottom 63% Harry Potter 59% Bellatrix Lestrange 53% Severus Snape 50% Albus Dumbledore 44% Luna Lovegood 41% Sirius Black 41% Draco Malfoy 38% Remus Lupin 34% Oliver Wood 34% Ron Weasley 34% Percy Weasley 31% Lord Voldemort 16% Harry Potter Character Combatibility Test created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Gandalf, You are Gandalf! This wise, old mage is loyal and brave. He is known for his counsel and advice to his friends and allies during tough times. “All you have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to you.” Gandalf 81% Eowyn 81% Samwise 75% Pippin 69% Faramir 63% Frodo 63% Arwen 50% Aragorn 25% Gollum 25% Which LOTR character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Yoda, One of the last jedi masters. You are very wise and think much on every decision that you make. You believe that tradition and values are important to follow. Now if only your swamp hut had a de-odorizer. Yoda 81% Padme Amidala 81% Obi-Wan Kenobi 75% Luke Skywalker 69% Darth Maul 63% Leia Organa 63% Han Solo 50% Palpatine 50% Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader 44% Boba Fett 25% Which Star Wars character would you be? (pics) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Maximus, After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus’s assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Maximus 75% William Wallace 67% Batman, the Dark Knight 58% The Terminator 54% Lara Croft 50% Indiana Jones 50% Neo, the “One” 50% Captain Jack Sparrow 46% The Amazing Spider-Man 42% James Bond, Agent 007 38% El Zorro 25% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Reformed Evangelical, You are a Reformed Evangelical. You take the Bible very seriously because it is God’s Word. You most likely hold to TULIP and are sceptical about the possibilities of universal atonement or resistible grace. The most important thing the Church can do is make sure people hear how they can go to heaven when they die.

Reformed Evangelical 82% Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 68% Emergent/Postmodern 50% Fundamentalist 43% Neo orthodox 43% Classical Liberal 39% Charismatic/Pentecostal 32% Roman Catholic 18% Modern Liberal 14% What’s your theological worldview? created with QuizFarm.com

Strangely enough, I’m not completely comfortable with the explanation provided for my score. I’m not a huge advocate of TULIP, and while I certainly think we must focus on Christ and his gift of salvation, I think sanctification is critical and is perhaps overlooked more than anything today. I do not believe all will be saved (although I do believe all could be saved). I’m not too skeptical about resistible grace, because I’m not nailed down to TULIP, and I tend to be about midway between the Calvin-Armenian continuum.